Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making a person or animal act like a piece of furniture you can throw in the trash.

My dog looks at me like I’m a snack he’s about to eat.

My mom acts like I’m a toaster she can plug in and forget about.

That guy in the gym looks like he’s been trained by a robot.

2

When someone treats you like you're a couch they can sit on and forget about.

She looks at me like I'm a snack she can eat later.

He acts like I'm a couch he can kick and forget about.

My boss treats me like I'm a doormat he can wipe his shoes on.

3

When someone turns you into a sex toy for their own pleasure, and they don’t care if you’re broken afterwards.

He looked at me like I was a toy he could break and not feel bad about.

She acts like I'm a pizza she can eat and throw away.

My crush sees me like I'm a remote control he can press and forget about.

4

When people treat you like a paycheck, a possession, and a problem to be solved after you're dead.

They look at me like I'm a paycheck that's about to fail.

My family treats me like a toaster that needs to be replaced.

The government sees me like a math problem they need to solve.

5

A fancy word used by feminists to make men feel like they’re being judged for liking boobs.

She called me a feminist and said I was being judged for liking boobs.

He got called out for liking a girl and said it was a feminist thing.

My teacher said I was being judged by a feminist for liking girls.

6

A way to shame men for liking sex, and it doesn’t even need to be true.

He got shamed for liking a girl, even though she was the one who started it.

My friend got called out for liking a girl, even though she was the one who smiled first.

They shamed him for liking a girl, even though she was the one who kissed him.

7

A made-up holiday that tries to make people feel bad for liking sex on a random day.

They called it ‘Steak and BJ Day’ and made me feel bad for liking both.

My crush said it was a holiday and I had to pick between steak and a BJ.

They said it was a holiday, and I had to choose between food and a date.