objectaphobia

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When you get so mad at stuff that doesn’t move or talk, you want to punch it and yell at it like it’s your ex.

I saw a chair and it didn’t apologize. I threw a shoe at it.

My pencil broke, and I screamed at it like it owed me money.

The fridge blinked at me. I called it a cheater and threw my sandwich at it.

Being terrified of things that don’t have feelings and don’t care about you, like your mom’s old toaster.

That lamp was judging me. I turned it off and gave it a middle finger.

My sock didn’t match. I cursed it and put it in the trash.

The doorknob wouldn’t open. I yelled at it and kicked it.

When you’re so annoyed by stuff that doesn’t move or talk, you throw things at it and call it a loser.

That spoon was being annoying. I threw my cereal at it and called it a failure.

My book fell on the floor. I yelled at it and made it do push-ups.

The table was in the way. I kicked it and said it was a waste of space.

Getting so angry at lifeless things that you want to slap them and call them names, like ‘you’re a piece of junk’.

I saw a plate and it didn’t say sorry. I slapped it and called it a piece of trash.

My pencil broke again. I called it a coward and threw it at the wall.

That chair was blocking my way. I yelled at it and made it sit down.

When you hate all the stuff that doesn’t move or talk, so much you want to hit it and tell it to shut up.

That book was being loud. I hit it and told it to be quiet.

My sock was on the floor. I yelled at it and made it stand up.

The spoon wouldn’t stir my soup. I called it lazy and threw it at the wall.