object-oriented programming

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The worst way to code ever. Everyone thinks they’re a genius by using it. It turns simple things into a mess and makes your code look like a drunk kid’s homework.

My boss made me use OOP for a 10-line script. Now it’s 200 lines and I can’t even read it.

I tried to fix a bug and it turned into a war between two classes. Class war, baby.

I saw a 5-year-old write better code than my team’s OOP masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A fancy way to make programming feel like a group project. Everyone has their own job, but no one talks to each other. It’s like a family reunion where no one communicates.

I had to write a method that did nothing but call another method. It was like a middle manager with no purpose.

My code had 10 layers of inheritance. It’s like a family tree that goes back to the beginning of time.

I tried to use a class and it had 200 attributes. I think it had a nervous breakdown.

by Slangipedia 7h ago