Object fool

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Object fool is when you mess up a show so bad it feels like you were born to embarrass yourself

I tried to do a magic trick and my rabbit ran away and bit me.

My dog was supposed to bark on cue and instead he started howling at a cat.

I tried to sing and sounded like a dying duck with a sore throat.

Object fool is when you take a perfectly good show and turn it into a train wreck just for fun

I tried to do a stand-up bit and my jokes were worse than my mom’s cooking.

I forgot my lines and started talking about my pet goldfish like it was the president.

I dropped my props and they rolled into the crowd like tiny missiles.

Object fool is when you act like a total idiot on a show and make everyone else look good by comparison

I tried to juggle and dropped all the balls and one hit my brother in the face.

I tried to act serious and ended up laughing at my own joke.

I wore a hat that was so big it looked like it was going to eat me.