objecceagphon

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A total moron who argues about everything just to be a pain in the ass.
'I don't care if the sky is blue, I'm still gonna say it's green!'
'Why is the pizza crust extra? I'm gonna complain about it for an hour.'
'You said 'hello' wrong, I'm ending the friendship.'
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A person who objects to everything like it's a personal attack.
'You put ketchup on the hot dog? I'm declaring war.'
'I didn't like the movie, so I'm going to ruin your day about it.'
'You said 'milk' instead of 'milk', I'm leaving.'
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A person who fights about nothing just to make everyone else mad.
'Why is the coffee not hot enough? I'm gonna scream about it.'
'You used the wrong spoon, I'm gonna argue for ten minutes.'
'The cereal is in the wrong bowl. I'm ending this relationship.'
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A person who objects to everything like it's the end of the world.
'I didn't like the playlist, I'm gonna argue about it for an hour.'
'You didn't say 'good morning' the right way, I'm gonna scream.'
'You took the last donut, I'm gonna start a fight.'
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A person who argues about everything just to be a total pain.
'You didn't say 'thank you' properly, I'm gonna yell at you.'
'The coffee is not strong enough, I'm gonna fight you.'
'You used the wrong napkin, I'm gonna make a scene.'
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