Objaspeooh

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Getting poked in the face by baby Jesus who weighs six pounds eight ounces and is still crying

My uncle said he got Objaspeooh during the midnight mass and now he can't stop sniffling.

At the church, the baby Jesus looked at me like I owed him rent.

I got Objaspeooh so hard I got a nosebleed and a spiritual awakening.

When baby Jesus decides to be a brat and hits you with a six-pound punch

My cousin got Objaspeooh and now he thinks he's a superhero.

I got Objaspeooh so hard I got a black eye and a holy blessing.

At the crèche, baby Jesus looked at me like I was his archenemy.

Getting hit in the face by a crying baby who weighs six pounds eight ounces and is holy

My mom got Objaspeooh and now she can't stop humming Christmas carols.

I got Objaspeooh so hard I got a bruise and a holy vision.

Baby Jesus looked at me like I was his worst enemy and poked me in the face.