Objasm

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The happy mess you feel when you find something you lost after you already gave up and called it a day.
Found my wallet under the couch after I yelled at the couch for being a lazy couch.
My mom found my missing sock in the freezer. I’m not mad. I’m just confused.
I found my keys in the fridge. I’m not going to ask why.
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That glorious moment when you find something you thought was gone for good, and you feel like you’ve won a prize.
Found my phone in the trash. I’m not going to admit I threw it in there.
My dad found my missing shoe in the car. He’s not letting me forget it.
Found my missing dog in the neighbor’s yard. I’m not mad. I’m just embarrassed.
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The wild happiness you get when you find something you lost, even though you swear you checked everywhere.
Found my missing lunch in the microwave. I didn’t eat it. I just stared at it.
My sister found my missing hat in the fridge. I’m not going to ask why.
Found my missing pencil in the trash. I’m not going to use it again.
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That stupid happy feeling you get when you find something you lost, even though you were sure it was never coming back.
Found my missing phone in my pants pocket. I’m not going to admit I forgot it was there.
My mom found my missing glove in the oven. I’m not going to ask why.
Found my missing sock in the laundry. I’m not going to wear it.
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The crazy joy of finding something you lost, even though you thought it was gone for good and you were ready to cry.
Found my missing keys in my pocket. I’m not going to admit I forgot them.
My dad found my missing shoe in the car. He’s not letting me forget it.
Found my missing dog in the park. I’m not going to ask why.
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