Obizza

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When a person shoves so much pizza in their mouth it looks like they're trying to start a food fight with their stomach. They end up feeling like a blubbering balloon or actually turn into a human meatball.

I ate seven slices of pizza and now my pants are screaming at me.

After Obizza, I couldn’t fit into my jeans and my dog laughed at me.

I tried to Obizza on a Saturday and ended up sleeping through Sunday.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you stuff your face with pizza like it’s your last meal and then your body goes full blob mode. It’s like your insides are doing the cha-cha.

I Obizza’d so hard I turned into a walking calzone.

I had to Obizza because my brain was too tired to think straight.

My Obizza skills are so strong, my friends call me Pizza God.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you eat so much pizza your body rebels. It’s like your stomach is throwing a hissy fit and your brain is just watching.

I Obizza’d so much my couch started to smell like pepperoni.

I Obizza’d on a Tuesday and didn’t leave my bed until Thursday.

I Obizza’d so hard I could’ve been a pizza for the next meal.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you eat so much pizza your face looks like it's about to explode and your body goes from human to meatball in one go. It's gross, but it's also glorious.

I Obizza’d so much my face looked like a pizza oven.

I Obizza’d and now I can’t fit into my car.

I Obizza’d and my friend had to carry me out like a sack of flour.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you chow down on so much pizza your body starts to question its life choices. It’s like you’re trying to eat a whole restaurant.

I Obizza’d and my body started to mutter under its breath.

I Obizza’d so hard I turned into a walking buffet.

After Obizza, I looked like I had been hit by a pizza truck.

by Slangipedia 7d ago