Obiwen

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A government employee who drives like a drunk raccoon and thinks the Department of Homeland Security is a parking lot.

I saw Obiwen crash into a mailbox and yell at the mailbox like it owed him money.

He swerved to avoid a pigeon and hit a fire hydrant. It was glorious.

He tried to parallel park and ended up in the middle of the street. Classic Obiwen.

A guy who works for the Department of Homeland Security and thinks his car is a spaceship. It's not.

He tried to do a U-turn and nearly hit a bus. The bus driver laughed at him.

He thought the traffic light was a signal from aliens. It wasn't.

He tried to park in a handicapped spot and got yelled at by a guy who was actually handicapped.

A Homeland Security worker who drives like he's been stuck in a blender and doesn't know how to stop.

He ran a red light and got pulled over by a cop who was also annoyed.

He tried to merge into traffic and almost got hit by a truck. It was a miracle.

He backed into a pole and said it was a ‘strategic maneuver.’