Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who worships Obi-Wan Kenobi like he's a god and you're his slave

I would die for Obi-Wan. I'd let my pet Jabba the Hutt eat my soul for him.

Obi-Wan is my religion. My job. My life. My ex.

I cried when he got cut in half. I cried harder when he came back.

2

Someone who thinks Obi-Wan is the best and everyone else is trash

Obi-Wan is the greatest. Anakin is a crybaby. Darth Vader is a meathead.

If Obi-Wan had a twin, I would marry him.

I would beat up anyone who said Obi-Wan wasn't the best.

3

A person who knows all about Obi-Wan and can't stop talking about him

Obi-Wan this. Obi-Wan that. I can't even finish my sandwich in peace.

I just texted my friend: 'Obi-Wan is better than your mom.'

I dream about Obi-Wan. I even talk to him in my sleep.

4

Someone who thinks Obi-Wan is the only good Jedi and the rest are failures

Obi-Wan is the only Jedi who didn't fail. Everyone else is a disgrace.

I would punch Yoda for saying Obi-Wan wasn't ready.

Obi-Wan is a Jedi legend. The rest are just junk.

5

A person who loves Obi-Wan so much they will fight anyone who doesn't

I fought my cousin for saying Obi-Wan was weak. I won. He cried.

If someone says Obi-Wan is not the best, I will throw my pizza at them.

I would fight my dog for saying Obi-Wan was not cool.

6

A person who thinks Obi-Wan is the only one worth following and everyone else is stupid

Obi-Wan is the only smart Jedi. The rest are just dumb.

I would follow Obi-Wan anywhere. Even to the dark side.

Obi-Wan is the best. Everyone else is just a bunch of losers.