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Cute is when you look like a baby raccoon that just got hit by a truck and still smiles.
My dog tried to eat my homework and still looked adorable.
That kid fell off the slide and cried like a baby but still had glitter in his hair.
My uncle wears a hat that says 'I love my wife' and it's the worst thing ever.
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Cute is when something looks like it was made by a baby who also has a degree in chaos.
My cousin’s art project was a blob with three eyes and a mustache.
That puppy had a face like it just got yelled at by a dragon.
My mom’s new haircut looked like she had a fight with a hair dryer.
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Cute is when you look like a grilled cheese sandwich that just got a promotion.
My brother’s face when he found out he failed math.
That cat was sleeping so hard it looked like it was dead.
My dad’s face when he saw my mom wearing socks with dolphins on them.
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Cute is when something is so ugly it looks like it was made by a toddler who also had a bad day.
My sister’s drawing of a dragon had three legs and a chicken head.
That kid wore a shirt that said 'I love my mom' and it was spelled wrong.
My uncle’s beard looked like it had been attacked by a squirrel.
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Cute is when you look like you just walked out of a clown’s closet and forgot to put on your pants.
My dog wore my hat to bed and it looked confused.
That kid had a glitter explosion on his face and it was glorious.
My mom wore socks with monkeys on them and it was the worst thing ever.
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Cute is when you look like you got hit by a taco truck and still managed to smile.
My brother ate an entire pizza and still looked like a baby.
That kid fell off the swing and cried like a baby but still had stickers on his face.
My dad’s face when he saw my mom wearing a dress that looked like it was made of confetti.
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