Obituate

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A person who pretends to be dead so much it’s like they’re doing a full-time job of dying. They’re the reason people think ghosts are just tired humans.
I’ve seen him fake his death six times this week. He’s gonna die from the embarrassment.
She texted me: "I’m dead. Don’t call me." I called her. She was alive. Again.
He’s obituated so much, the funeral home gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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So cute it makes you want to punch the cute thing. Like when your baby sister licks a puppy and it’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.
That kid is so cute, I want to eat him for breakfast.
Her puppy wearing a tiny hat? That’s not cute. That’s a crime.
He’s cute enough to make my ex jealous. And my ex is a robot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Painkillers that turn you from a normal person into a drug-fueled mess. They’re the reason you passed out during your mom’s birthday party.
I took three of these and now I think my mom is a dragon.
That Vicodin made me believe the toilet was a portal to another dimension.
Heroin made him forget his own name. And his own face.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When everyone online goes crazy about someone who’s dead. It’s like they’re all in a group chat screaming about how sad they are.
They posted 500 memes about him. I’ve seen more people cry at a cat video.
She died and now my feed is just RIPs and sad faces. I miss my feed.
He was dead for a week and now everyone thinks he’s a saint.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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