Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly stick that makes your lungs cry and your mouth taste like a used sock.

My grandpa’s obituary stick was so bad, it made the neighbor’s dog barf.

She lit one up and the whole class started coughing like they were being chased by a bear.

He tried to hide it in his coffee cup, but the smell gave him away.

2

A tiny flame that burns your throat and your soul.

That obituary stick was so hot, it burned through my tongue and my regrets.

She inhaled it like it was the last breath of a dying superhero.

He tried to blow it out, but it just laughed in his face.

3

A cursed stick that turns your breath into smoke and your life into a bad joke.

My teacher’s obituary stick made the classroom smell like a garbage can in July.

He took one puff and his whole life plan went up in smoke.

She tried to quit, but the stick just followed her home.

4

A stick that turns your brain into a fog and your nose into a fire.

That obituary stick made my brain feel like it was inside a microwave.

He lit it up and his nose looked like it was about to explode.

She tried to hide it, but the fog got her friends too.

5

A stick that makes your lungs scream and your eyes water like a sad puppy.

His obituary stick was so strong, it made the windows shake.

She took one hit and her eyes were watering like she’d just lost her best friend.

He tried to blow it out, but it just came back with a vengeance.

6

A stick that turns your breath into a cloud and your life into a prison.

That obituary stick made my breath look like a ghost in the hallway.

He inhaled it and his whole life turned into a jail cell.

She tried to quit, but the stick just dragged her back in.