obituary milker

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A fake friend who cries at someone's funeral just so they can look sad in front of everyone. They don't even know the dead person. They're just looking for a spotlight.
My neighbor cried so loud at my cousin's funeral I thought she was the one who died.
He texted me 'I'm heartbroken' 10 minutes after I told him my grandma passed.
She showed up to the funeral with mascara on and a smile.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who acts like they knew the dead person, but they barely knew them. They just want people to think they're important.
She said she knew my uncle for 20 years. He died last week.
He posted a 3-minute eulogy on Instagram for someone he met at a party.
She showed up to the funeral wearing a shirt that said 'I knew him best'.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who's so desperate for attention they'll fake grief just to be noticed. They're like a dog begging for scraps.
He cried so hard at the funeral I thought he was gonna drown in his own tears.
She texted me 'I'm dying inside' 5 minutes after the funeral ended.
He showed up with a fake beard and a sob story.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who shows up to every funeral just so they can look important. They don’t know the dead person. They just want a spotlight.
She showed up to 10 funerals last week and cried at all of them.
He texted me 'I’m here for the funeral' 2 hours before it started.
He brought a whole box of tissues to the funeral.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who cries so hard at someone's funeral that they probably cried at their own birthday. They don’t know the dead person. They just want people to think they're emotional.
She cried so loud at my friend's funeral that the priest had to stop the service.
He showed up with a fake eulogy and a bunch of fake tears.
She texted me 'I'm crying in my car' 10 minutes after the funeral.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who acts like they're heartbroken just to be noticed. They don't know the dead person. They're just looking for a spotlight.
She texted me 'I'm heartbroken' 5 minutes after I told her my dog died.
He showed up to the funeral with a fake shirt that said 'I knew him best'.
He cried so hard at the funeral I thought he was gonna pass out.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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