Obituary liar

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A person who lies so much they think dying is just another lie. They're like a fake tombstone with no corpse.
He told his mom he got a 100 on the test. Then he failed it. Again.
She said she was going to the grocery store. Came back with a tattoo and a subscription to a snake pit.
He told the nurse he had a broken leg. It was just a sprained toe and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who lies so hard they wish they were already dead. They’re like a fart in a coffin, no one wants to hear it.
He told his teacher he was sick. He was just playing video games all day.
She said she lost her keys. They were in her pocket the whole time.
He claimed he got a job. It was just a pizza delivery and a lot of lying.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who lies so much they think the obituary is a compliment. They're like a bad funeral with a good punchline.
He told his boss he was working from home. He was actually at the park eating tacos.
She said she had a pet dog. It was just a raccoon she dressed up.
He told his girlfriend he was rich. He had one sock and a dream.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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