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A person who dies so much it’s like they’re trying to get out of their own life. They fake it so much they might as well be a ghost with a bad attitude.

"I’ve faked my death 12 times this year. I’m not even exaggerating.", @HaroldLovesDying

“He died again. Again. Again.”, @MaudeIsTired

“If I die one more time, I’m going to murder him.”, @HaroldAndMaudeFanClub

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So cute it makes your face look like a pizza with too much cheese. You can’t help but smile, even if you’re mad.

“This kid is so cute I want to hug him and then eat him.”, @MomOfThree

“She’s cute enough to make my ex jealous.”, @OldManDad

“That dog is so cute I might cry.”, @DogLover789

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Pills that turn your brain into a mess and your body into a dumpster fire. You take them and then you’re dead or famous.

“I took 20 of these and now I’m a celebrity.”, @DrugAddict2024

“These pills are why I’m here, and also why I’m not.”, @OpioidSurvivor

“I took one and now I’m dead. Literally.”, @DeadPerson123

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When people cry so much over someone who’s not even their friend, it’s like they’re mourning a pet they never had.

“He died and I cried like I lost my mom.”, @FanOfTheDead

“I posted 200 RIPs for someone I don’t even know.”, @RIPAddict

“She died and I felt it in my soul. Or maybe I just needed a break.”, @OverdramaticFan

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