Obitter

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A smelly old man who spends his morning scrolling through dead people’s names just so he can laugh at how young they were when they croaked.

RT @Obitter: Just saw a 22-year-old die. I’m 62 and still alive. That’s not fair.

DM: ‘You died at 22? I’m 62 and still breathing. You’re not even trying.’

Tweet: ‘22 years old and already dead? I’m 62 and still alive. That’s not even a real death.’

When you lie about a celebrity dying just so you can get more likes and make people feel bad.

Tweet: ‘RIP Taylor Swift. She’s dead. I saw it.’ (She’s not.)

DM: ‘Your favorite star is dead. I promise. I saw it on the internet.’

Post: ‘Just found out my idol is dead. It’s true. I swear on my mom’s grave.’