Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Obito from Naruto but he’s barefoot and his toes look like they’ve been in a trash can for a decade.

Obito’s toes are so gross I’d rather fight Madara than look at them.

His feet smell like a dead raccoon in a sock.

He’s the reason I don’t ever take off my shoes in public.

2

A guy who fawned over Rin so hard he started a war, ruined Naruto’s life, and got killed in the saddest way ever.

He was a simp who got murdered by his crush in the afterlife.

He died so sad I cried for him like he was my best friend.

He was a simp who got crushed by his crush in the afterlife.

3

The biggest simp in the history of sipping, he started a war because of a crush.

He was a simp who fought a war just for a girl.

He would’ve died for Rin if she asked.

He was the most basic simp in the entire series.

4

An Uchiha who people confuse with Tobi, but he’s not Tobi he’s Obito and he’s not as cool as Tobi.

He’s just the brother who got left out of the cool group.

He was the Uchiha who people confused with Tobi and he’s not even cool.

He’s the Uchiha who got overshadowed by Tobi.

5

A perv who plays GTA 5 and is the best airport player in the game.

He’s the guy who beats the airport challenge every time.

He plays GTA like it’s his job.

He’s the airport king and I respect him.

6

A simp who almost destroyed the world over some butt.

He was a simp who almost ended the world for some coochee.

He was the biggest simp who fought a war just to get some butt.

He was the guy who almost destroyed the world for a girl.

7

A human who loves getting abscesses more than getting high.

He’s the guy who gets abscesses and smiles like it’s the best thing ever.

He’s the one who would rather have a pus-filled toe than a good high.

He’s the human version of a pus-filled wound.