obiter

A guy a girl sees as a backup plan. He's not bad, but he's not the main event. She messes with him just to keep him waiting, like a cocky jerk who thinks he's special.

Short for obituary. It's what the paper prints when someone dies. It's like a tiny summary of their life, but it's mostly so people know they're dead.

Short for obituary. It's the thing that tells you someone is dead. It's like a tiny report card for the afterlife.

A hot girl who doesn't wear pants. She's a real piece of work. She's like the human version of a trash can.

A wild speed made up by Paul Rodgers. No one knows why it exists, but it's there because Rodgers said it was.

Francis Mallais. He's not important. He's just a name people say when they don't know what else to say.

People who stalk obituaries to find rich people who just lost their spouse. They're like real-life vampires who want your money.