Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't get off the dick of a naruto guy named Obito Uchiha. They're like a stuck-on-turd version of a fan.

I've been stuck on Obito's cock since 2007. Still can't get off.

I tried to leave the Obito ship. Now I'm on a toilet.

Obitard is just a fancy word for being stuck on a guy who died in a manga.

2

Someone who thinks Obito Uchiha is the best guy ever, even though he's dead and probably smells like a gym sock.

Obito is the best guy. The rest of the cast is just filler.

I'm not sad he's dead. He's still my main man.

Obito is a god. The others are just background noise.

3

A person who can't stop talking about Obito Uchiha like he's the most important guy in the whole series. He's not.

Obito is more important than Naruto. He's got the whole plot.

I don't care about the rest of the cast. I only care about Obito.

If Obito wasn't there, the whole series would be trash.

4

A person who acts like they're in love with a dead guy named Obito Uchiha. They're not in love. They're just confused.

I miss Obito more than my mom.

Obito is my forever man. He died. That doesn't matter.

I'd marry Obito if he was still alive. And maybe still would.

5

Someone who can't stop watching Naruto because they're obsessed with a guy named Obito Uchiha. They watch it even when it's bad.

I watched the whole series just to see Obito's face one more time.

Even the worst episodes are worth it if Obito is in them.

I don't care if the plot makes no sense. Obito is there.

6

A person who thinks Obito Uchiha is the best part of the whole series. They're probably wrong. But they're also probably right.

Obito is the highlight of every episode. The rest is just filler.

I don't care about the other characters. Obito is the star.

Obito is the best. The rest is just a waste of time.