Obital Speed

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a made-up number that Paul Rodgers threw at us like a curse we all have to live with
My teacher said orbital speed is just a lie told by Paul Rodgers to make us all cry.
I asked my dog what orbital speed was and he just barked at me like I was wrong.
My mom said orbital speed is the reason I have to do math homework.
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a speed so random it might as well be a swear word Paul Rodgers invented just to be annoying
My friend said orbital speed is just Paul Rodgers being lazy and making up numbers.
I tried to explain orbital speed to my little brother and he said it’s stupid.
My teacher said orbital speed is the only thing that makes sense in space.
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a number that Paul Rodgers put in there just to make us all question our lives and why we even exist
My teacher cried when she heard orbital speed was just a guess.
I said orbital speed is the worst thing ever and my friend agreed.
My mom said orbital speed is why I have to do science homework.
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