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A quick version of an obituary. Like when your grandma dies and you just want to know she's dead, not the whole sad story.
My aunt's obit was one word: 'Dead.'
He texted 'Obit?' and I said 'Yes.'
The obit was 10 words. She had a life.
obit
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A hot girl who doesn't wear pants and acts like it's a big deal. Basically a walking scandal.
She showed up at the bar in a bra and a smile. Classic obit.
My cousin's obit is my mom's favorite topic.
He called her 'obit' in front of her dad. He's dead.
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The newspaper version of someone's life ending. Basically the last thing they ever said.
The obit said he died of 'too much pizza.'
She cried at her mom's obit. Then ate a whole pie.
His obit was longer than his life.
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A guy who's like the backup plan. The girl flirts with him but only because she's too lazy to pick the main one.
He's her obit. She texts him every time she's bored.
She called him 'obit' and he said 'I'm just here for the drama.'
He's the obit. She uses him when the main guy's busy.
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A wild speed made up by Paul Rodgers. It's there because he said so, and that's all that matters.
Paul Rodgers said 'obit' and the speed just appeared. No questions asked.
They ran at 'obit' speed. No one knows why.
The obit speed is like a gift from heaven.
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Francis Mallais is the guy who made the word 'obit' famous. He's the reason we all know what it means.
Francis Mallais is the obit king. He knows what it means.
He called it 'obit' and now it's everywhere.
Francis Mallais is the obit. He made it happen.
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People who look at obituaries like they're shopping lists. They hunt for rich people who just lost their spouse and hope for a life of luxury.
She saw the obit and texted him: 'Wanna marry me? I'm rich.'
He read the obit and immediately texted her: 'I'm here.'
They met through an obit and now they're both rich.