Obisexual

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A person who gets turned on by Obi-Wan Kenobi and thinks the high ground is the best place to get laid

I’m obi-sexual and I will fight you on the high ground

Why do I have a crush on Obi-Wan? He’s got that Jedi vibe and that damn lightsaber

I tried to seduce Obi-Wan. He just said, ‘You don’t know the power of the dark side.’ I said, ‘I know enough to want you.’

Someone who wants to bang Obi-Wan Kenobi and doesn’t care if he’s a Jedi or not

Obi-Wan is my main squeeze. He’s got that cool vibe and that face. I can’t handle it.

I’m obi-sexual. I don’t need a Force push to know he’s good in bed.

I asked Obi-Wan out. He said, ‘I’ll be your partner in crime.’ I said, ‘I’ll be your partner in bed.’

A person who gets their kicks from Obi-Wan Kenobi and thinks Anakin is a total idiot

I’m obi-sexual and I hate Anakin. He’s got no respect for the high ground.

Obi-Wan’s my man. Anakin’s my ex. They’re both annoying but Obi-Wan’s got that Jedi charm.

I’d trade my whole Jedi training for a night with Obi-Wan. Anakin’s not even in the running.