Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to call someone who looks like they’ve been eating since the dawn of time and still haven’t stopped.

My cousin is so obise, he could knock out a whole buffet by himself.

She walks into the room and everyone gasps. Obise much?

I told my friend he was obise, and he said, 'I’m not fat, I’m just passionately full.'

2

A term for someone who is so fat, they might as well be a new kind of furniture.

That guy is obise. I swear, he could sit on a couch and it would cry.

My mom says I’m obise, but I’m just blessed with extra space.

He tried to fit through the door and it exploded. Obise much?

3

A word for someone so fat, they could be the reason why the floor creaks at night.

She’s so obise, she could make a treadmill beg for mercy.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my dad. He was obise. I cried.

That obise kid just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast.

4

A term for someone who is so fat, they’re basically a new kind of snack.

My neighbor is obise. I think he eats snacks for breakfast.

She’s so obise, she could be the mascot for a candy bar.

That guy is obise. I swear, he’s like a walking donut.

5

A word for someone so fat, they might be the reason why gravity got a raise.

He’s so obise, he could be the reason the Earth is round.

My sister is obise. She’s like a human blimp.

That kid is obise. I think he’s gonna float away.