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When a citrus fruit decides to throw its juice directly in your eye like it's the worst enemy you ever had.

I tried to peel a lime and it went full revenge mode.

My orange looked innocent until it exploded in my face.

I opened a grapefruit and my eye felt like it got a facial.

You try to bite into a fruit and it sprays you like a sneaky soda bottle.

That lemon was a trickster. It hit me in the eye like I owed it money.

I bit into a lime and it sprayed me like I was its ex.

I opened a kiwi and it had a grudge.

When you're trying to be cool and a fruit ruins your vibe by hitting you in the eye.

I was chillin' with my orange, then it ruined my day.

That grapefruit had zero respect for my eye.

I tried to be fancy with my lime, and it called my bluff.

You try to open a fruit and it goes full middle finger by squirting you in the eye.

That lemon gave me the finger and a face full of juice.

I opened my lime and it said, 'Not today, pal.'

The grapefruit had no idea what respect was.

A fruit gets angry and throws its juice in your eye because you tried to open it.

That orange was mad and it threw juice in my eye like it was a crime.

I opened a lime and it screamed at me in juice form.

The grapefruit was just tired of being ignored.