obirexic

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they’re as chunky as a cow but still think they’re a model. totally delusional and full of hot air.

i took a selfie and it looked like a pizza was on my face

my pants are falling off but i still post fit pics

i tried to fit into a club and got kicked out because i was too big

they’re the opposite of anorexic. they’re fat and think they’re hot. it’s like a food coma with a side of ego.

they posted a picture of their meal and said it was just a snack

they claimed they could run a marathon but tripped over a chair

they said they were going to the gym but ended up eating ice cream

they’re like a balloon that’s been overfilled. they’re huge but still think they’re the most attractive person in the room.

they tried to wear a dress and it looked like a tent

they said they were going to the beach but brought a whole bag of chips

they posted a video of them eating and said it was just a little snack

they’re so big they could be a buffet, but they still think they’re the best looking person at the party.

they walked into a room and the whole party stopped to look at them

they tried to dance but looked like they were doing the wave

they said they were going to the gym but spent the whole day eating pizza

they’re like a mountain. huge, but still think they’re a rockstar. totally full of themselves and their own mess.

they said they could sing but sounded like a goat with a sore throat

they posted a picture of them eating and called it a healthy meal

they tried to do a workout but fell over