obioma

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Obioma is a nice person who can be hilarious or totally nuts when they're with their friends. They want to be the best at everything and will do anything for love, even if it means dying for you. Don't mess with them when they're young, they're stubborn as hell.
Obioma tried to text me a 10-page essay about why pizza is the best food ever. I blocked her.
She went to the store just to buy milk and came back with 12 gallons and a coupon for 100% off everything.
She tried to convince her dog to fight my dog. Both dogs looked confused.
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An Obioma is someone who can't say no and gets taken advantage of because of it. They're smart, loud, and always the center of attention. They'll go to the ends of the Earth for the people they love, even if it means getting in a fight with a stranger over a parking spot.
Obioma showed up at my house with 30 friends and a karaoke machine. I had to explain to my parents why the cops were there.
She gave me advice on how to beat my crush, and it involved a chicken and a karate move.
She got into a shouting match with a guy at the grocery store because he took the last bag of chips.
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