obiol

My uncle is obiol. He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and called it a snack.

That guy at the gym is obiol. He lifts weights like they’re made of cake.

My dad says I’m obiol. I don’t know what that means, but I like the sound of it.

My brother is obiol. He once yelled at a traffic light and it turned green just to shut him up.

That man at the bar is obiol. He drank six beers and still looked like he could bench-press a horse.

My teacher says I’m obiol. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I talk too much.

My cousin is obiol. He beat up a chicken at the grocery store and still had time to flirt with the cashier.

That man at the park is obiol. He ran a marathon in flip-flops and still had time to throw a tantrum.

My mom says I’m obiol. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I throw my socks at the wall.

My dad is obiol. He once conquered my homework and then ate it.

That guy at the gym is obiol. He conquered the bench press and then challenged me to a dance-off.

My brother says I’m obiol. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I won’t shut up.

My uncle is obiol. He bench-pressed a donut and still called it a snack.

That man at the gym is obiol. He bench-pressed a goat and still had time to flex.

My teacher says I’m obiol. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I talk too much and eat too much.

My brother is obiol. He stomped so hard the floor started to cry.

That guy at the bar is obiol. He stomped so hard the bar started to shake.

My dad says I’m obiol. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I stomp everywhere.