obioha

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Obioha is a heart the size of a pizza. They’re nice to people but they’ll cuss you out if you mess with their family. They know how to treat a girl right and they’ll drop everything to make sure you’re happy.

My cousin is an obioha. He bought me a pizza and a gift card when I failed my math test.

My obioha uncle drove three hours just to tell me I was ugly but also amazing.

My obioha friend sent me a text saying, ‘You’re my favorite person, but if you don’t stop messing up my life, I’ll kick your ass.’

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Obioha is like a lovebird who also has a temper. They’re always giving you love but if you don’t listen, they’ll slap you with a curse.

My obioha aunt gave me a gift and then told me I was a ‘disappointment’ in front of everyone.

My obioha brother sent me a text that said, ‘You’re my favorite, but if you don’t stop being stupid, I’ll leave you.’

My obioha mom cooked me a huge meal and then yelled at me for being late.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Obioha is someone who’s got a big heart and a bigger mouth. They’ll tell you how much they love you but they’ll also swear at you if you don’t do your job.

My obioha cousin told me he loved me but also called me a ‘disgrace’ in front of my boss.

My obioha brother sent me a text that said, ‘I love you, but if you don’t get your act together, I’ll leave you.’

My obioha dad gave me a gift and then told me I was the worst son he ever had.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Obioha is the best kind of person. They love you with all their heart but they’ll curse you if you don’t treat them right.

My obioha friend told me he loved me but then said I was the worst friend he ever had.

My obioha sister gave me a gift and then told me I was a ‘disappointment’ in front of my mom.

My obioha uncle sent me a text that said, ‘I love you, but if you don’t stop messing up my life, I’ll leave you.’

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Obioha is the kind of person who’ll take care of you but if you don’t listen, they’ll swear at you and make you feel bad.

My obioha cousin took me out to eat and then told me I was the worst person he ever knew.

My obioha brother gave me a gift and then told me I was a ‘disgrace’ in front of everyone.

My obioha mom sent me a text that said, ‘I love you, but if you don’t stop being stupid, I’ll leave you.’

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Obioha is the kind of person who’ll do anything for you but if you don’t listen, they’ll curse you and make you feel bad.

My obioha uncle gave me a gift and then told me I was the worst person he ever had.

My obioha friend took me out to eat and then said I was a ‘disappointment’ in front of everyone.

My obioha brother sent me a text that said, ‘I love you, but if you don’t stop being stupid, I’ll leave you.’

by Slangipedia 8h ago