Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so stupid you could confuse a donkey for a disco ball

Why did you eat the homework? It was the only thing that made sense.

He tried to explain the plot. It was like watching a goat fight a toaster.

She said the math problem was easy. It wasn’t. It was a curse.

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dumb enough to think a pizza is a math problem

He divided the pizza into 17 slices. No one asked why.

She said the cheese was a variable. Everyone left.

He tried to solve the crust. It didn’t work.

3

so dumb you think your brain is a toaster

He popped his brain in the toaster. It didn’t work.

She said she was frying ideas. No one believed her.

He tried to toast a thought. It was burnt.

4

so weird you think a chicken is a philosopher

He asked the chicken for advice. It clucked.

She said the rooster was a deep thinker. No one listened.

The duck wrote a poem. It was about bread.

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so dumb you think a cloud is a math teacher

He asked the cloud for help with homework. It rained.

She said the storm was a test. No one passed.

He tried to add the rain. It was too much.

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so weird you think a sock is a spaceship

He launched his sock into orbit. No one knew why.

She said the sock was going to Mars. It didn’t.

He wore the sock like a helmet. It was weird.