o'bine

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a northern skater who's good enough to not embarrass you but still makes you want to punch a snow cone.
I saw my cousin at the rink. He looked like an o'bine. I almost threw my hockey stick at him.
My neighbor’s kid skates like an o'bine. I told him to stop pretending he’s a pro.
My brother said he’s an o'bine. I said, 'You’re a half-decent skater who still falls on ice.'
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a mid-level skater from the north who’s good but still can’t handle a real blizzard.
My friend’s an o'bine. He’s not bad, but he still can’t skate through a real snowstorm.
At the skate park, I saw an o'bine try to do a trick and fell like a sack of potatoes.
My teacher called me an o'bine. I told her I’d rather be a terrible skater than a good one.
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a northern skater who’s decent but still gives you the finger when you pass him on the ice.
My brother skates like an o'bine. He gave me the finger when I beat him in a race.
I saw an o'bine at the rink. He looked at me like he wanted to fight.
My friend said he’s an o'bine. I said, 'You’re just a normal skater who still takes too long to get up from a fall.'
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