obimy

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A stupid app where you blubber like a baby because you’re too lazy to just call them and say you miss them

‘Oh boy I miss you’, but I’m actually just sad I didn’t get a pizza delivery from you

My ex sent me a message that said ‘oh boy I miss you’, I blocked him

My mom uses this app to tell my dad she misses him, he still thinks she’s cheating

It’s like a fancy text message but worse because it’s just you whining about how much you miss someone

I sent my crush ‘oh boy I miss you’, he replied with ‘get a life’

My sister used this app to tell my brother she missed him, he asked for a pizza

My dog used this app to tell my cat he missed him, they started a fight

This app is for people who can’t say ‘I miss you’ without making it sound like a sad song

I sent my crush ‘oh boy I miss you’, he said it was the worst thing he’d ever heard

My dad used it to tell my mom he missed her, she said he was being dramatic

My teacher used this app to tell my principal he missed him, the principal called the cops