Obimbo

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A clueless woman who thinks Obama is the smartest person ever and still doesn't get why he lost.
She texted me: 'He was perfect! Why did people hate him? I don't get it!'
At the gym, she yelled at the TV: 'You're not even trying, Barack!'
She told her kid, 'Don't listen to those mean people. Your dad is the best!'
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A brain-dead girl who thinks she's a genius because she likes Obama.
She posted on Instagram: 'Obama is my hero. Everyone else is just plain wrong.'
She told her mom, 'I'm smarter than all the people who didn't like Obama!'
She said to her friend, 'You're not cool. You don't like Obama.'
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A woman who thinks Obama is a god and still doesn't understand why he didn't win again.
She texted me: 'Obama is a god. He just didn't get enough votes. It's not his fault!'
At work, she said, 'I'm not even trying. Obama's going to come back next time.'
She told her kid, 'Don't worry, Obama's going to be president again. I know it.'
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