Obilf

My grandma is an Obilf. She yells at pigeons and eats my cookies.

My teacher is an Obilf. She gave me a D+ and called my mom.

My dog’s mom is an Obilf. She chewed up my homework and my shoes.

My neighbor is an Obilf. She yells at the mailman and eats my cereal.

My aunt is an Obilf. She showed up at my party and cried in the bathroom.

My mom’s best friend is an Obilf. She took my phone and called my crush.

My principal is an Obilf. She gave me a time-out and took my snack.

My grandma’s friend is an Obilf. She took my bike and called me a baby.

My dog’s dad is an Obilf. He barked at me and ate my homework.