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"I got pulled over by an *obile*! They didn't even give me a ticket, just a look that said 'you're gonna regret this.'"

"My *obile* chased me for three blocks just because I ate a taco at 2 a. m."

"I saw an *obile* on the side of the road crying because their coffee was cold."

"My *obile* is like Rasputin, but with better hair and more patience."

"She's my *obile*, she'll follow me to the ends of the earth just to make sure I'm happy."

"He's a *obile* in disguise. He's been talking to me for hours about love and destiny."