obigibis

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Obijibis is when you drop your phone in the toilet and scream like a banshee because you just lost your favorite playlist.

Obijibis! My phone is now a toilet float! I can't listen to my 2000s pop mix anymore!

Obijibis! I just ate my lunch and it was a sandwich! I thought it was a snack!

Obijibis! My mom just texted me and said she's getting a tattoo of my face! I don't know if I should be proud or terrified!

Obijibis is when your best friend tells you she got a 100 on her math test and you want to cry because you got a 69.

Obijibis! Sarah got straight A's and I got a B! I feel like a failure!

Obijibis! Alyse is gonna be an Olympian and I’m gonna be a couch potato!

Obijibis! Emily got a job at Hot Topic and I’m still stuck at the mall food court!

Obijibis is when you see your friend’s Instagram and realize they have 10,000 followers and you have 2.

Obijibis! Celia has 10,000 followers and I have 2! I feel like a ghost!

Obijibis! My friend got a new iPhone and I still have the one from 2013!

Obijibis! I just posted a photo of my cat and no one liked it! I’m gonna cry!

Obijibis is when your teacher says you have to do a presentation and you just stared at your desk for 10 minutes.

Obijibis! I have to do a presentation and I don’t know what to say! I’m gonna die!

Obijibis! My teacher just called me out in front of the whole class! I’m so embarrassed!

Obijibis! I forgot my presentation and I have to talk about pizza for 5 minutes! I’m gonna scream!

Obijibis is when your friend tells you she got a new pet and you’re just confused and maybe a little jealous.

Obijibis! Sarah got a new pet and I still have my dead goldfish!

Obijibis! Alyse got a new dog and I got a new pimple!

Obijibis! Emily got a new cat and I got a new problem!

Obijibis is when you get a text from your friend and you have no idea what they’re talking about but you still reply.

Obijibis! My friend texted me and said 'you're the best' and I replied 'thanks' even though I don't know what she means!

Obijibis! I just got a text that said 'I'm gonna be in the Olympics' and I texted back 'Cool!' even though I don't know what she's talking about!

Obijibis! My friend said 'my communication sucks' and I replied 'yours is okay!' even though I don’t know what that means!