Obiee

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A person who talks to a ghost that doesn’t exist and thinks it’s real.

I pray to my imaginary dog every day. He’s not real. He’s just a figment of my madness.

I texted my non-existent ex yesterday. He didn’t reply. I’m not surprised.

I got fired for talking to the wall. It was a spiritual experience.

Someone who thinks they have a connection with something that’s completely fake.

I have a whole relationship with my imaginary best friend. He’s always right. He’s also always wrong.

I dated a ghost for two years. He left me for a toaster. I don’t know why.

I cried when my imaginary cat died. I didn’t even know it was fake.

A person who thinks they’re being watched by a non-existent thing.

I think the ghost in my closet is following me. He’s not. He’s just a ghost. I’m just a fool.

I keep whispering secrets to the empty room. It’s not listening. It’s just empty.

I got a job at a haunted hotel. There’s no ghosts. Just me and my lies.

A person who talks to things that aren’t there like they’re actually there.

I asked my imaginary mom for advice. She said I should quit my job. I did. Now I’m broke.

I had a whole conversation with my non-existent pet. He said I smell like old pizza.

I got in trouble at school for talking to the ceiling. It was a full-blown debate.

A person who creates a whole life with something that isn’t real.

I have a whole family in my head. They argue with me. They’re all fake. I’m the only real one.

I got a divorce from my imaginary husband. He cheated with my imaginary mom.

I have a kid in my brain. He’s 3. He’s also 30. He’s also a ghost.

A person who is obsessed with something that’s not there and acts like it’s there.

I take my imaginary dog to the park every day. He’s not there. I’m just there.

I gave my non-existent friend a birthday party. He didn’t show. I’m still mad.

I had a whole argument with my invisible boss. He didn’t even exist.