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A big pile of nonsense you throw at someone to make them go crazy.
'I ate a taco that was made by a dragon wearing socks.'
'My goldfish is running for president and I'm his campaign manager.'
'The moon is a giant cheese wheel and it's getting stolen by aliens.'
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A stupid way to talk that makes people want to scream and throw things.
'I have 17 cousins and they all live in a tree.'
'My toaster has a PhD and it's mad at me.'
'The clouds are plotting a revolution and they're using lollipops as weapons.'
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A mess of words that you say just to make people lose their minds.
'My dog is a time traveler and he brought a donut from the future.'
'The fridge is a secret agent and it's spying on me.'
'I have a pet robot and it's failing my math class.'
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A bunch of dumb stuff you say to make people want to punch you.
'I married a pizza and we have three kids who are all cheese.'
'My socks are having a debate and they're arguing about cereal.'
'The TV is a wizard and it's casting spells on my brain.'
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A wild mess of words that come out of your mouth like a broken robot.
'My cat is a superhero and he fights crime with a laser pointer.'
'The internet is a giant snake and it's trying to eat my phone.'
'I can speak fluent banana and it's really annoying.'
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A ridiculous way of talking that makes people want to cry and throw up.
'I have a pet cloud and it's sad because it can't find its raincoat.'
'My computer is a pirate and it's stealing my passwords.'
'The sun is a giant egg and it's about to crack.'
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