Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A freeloader who eats your food and takes your money like it's a buffet and a wallet.

I'm your Obied, and I'm here to steal your fries and your savings.

He's my Obied, and he's been living off my mom's pension for years.

She's my Obied, and she took my last snack and my last hope.

2

A giant sash that women in Japan wear like it's a fancy belt and they're trying to impress their grandma.

That sash she wears is so big, it looks like it could strangle a panda.

She tied her Obied so tight, it might have been the reason her dog ran away.

That Obied is so big, I think it could be used as a hammock.

3

A hot girl with good looks and a great smile, like a snack you can't resist.

She's the Obied of my dreams, and I'm still trying to figure out why I'm single.

I saw her Obied in the hallway, and I was immediately distracted.

That Obied walks in, and I forget my own name.

4

A Nigerian sex god who has the stamina of a bull and the attention span of a goldfish.

That Obied slept with 10 girls last week and still had energy for my math test.

He's my Obied, and he's been with my sister since Tuesday.

That Obied is so good in bed, I think he could make a couch jealous.

5

A guy who has a crush on every Juno he sees, like they're the only thing that matters.

He's my Obied, and he's been talking about Juno since third grade.

That Obied saw a Juno and forgot his own name.

He's my Obied, and he's been texting Juno for three years straight.

6

I'm not just an Obied, I'm the Obied, and I will not be ignored!

Obied is my name, and I will not be called by any other name.

I am the Obied, and I am here to take over your life.

Obied is my name, and I'm not just a name, I'm a lifestyle.

7

A student who goes to Oberlin College and acts like they're the cool kid at the party.

That Obied is at Oberlin, and he thinks he's the king of the school.

She's my Obied, and she's at Oberlin, and she thinks she's the best.

That Obied is at Oberlin, and he's been partying since 8 AM.