obie

My roommate is an obie. He thinks he's the next Einstein. He isn't.

Obie kids think they're cool just because they live in a fancy dorm.

I hate obies. They act like they're rich and famous, but they're just kids who got into a college.

That obie in my class is the nicest person ever. She’d laugh at your dumb jokes and take a bullet for you.

My obie friend is the best. She’s kind, funny, and would punch your face for you.

Obie is like the perfect girl. She’s pretty, funny, and would save you from a bear if you asked her.

That obie says he’s not black. He’s just confused and doesn’t know what he is.

My obie friend thinks he’s white. He’s not. He’s just lying to himself.

Obie is a black person who doesn’t know what he is. He’s just a confused mess.

My friend is an obie. He thinks he’s Irish and cool. He’s not.

Obie is just a fake name for people who think they’re special.

That guy is an obie. He’s not Irish. He just wants to be cool.

My friend said ‘obie’ to me like it was some fancy goodbye. It wasn’t.

They use ‘obie’ in college like it’s some big deal. It’s not.

‘Obie’ is just a stupid word that college kids and Star Wars fans made up.

That Japanese girl is wearing a big bow. It’s called an obie. It’s just a fancy piece of fabric.

My friend wears an obie every day. It’s just a big bow, but she thinks it’s cool.

Obie is just a big bow that women in Japan wear like it’s the most important thing in the world.

That obie is so pretty. She could be on a billboard and no one would question it.

My obie friend is the best. She’s hot and kind, and she makes everyone laugh.

Obie is like a goddess. She’s beautiful, kind, and she’s got the best laugh.