Obiddious

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A fake religion where you don’t believe in God but still think you’re cool enough to be right

I don’t believe in heaven, but I still think I’m the chosen one.

My dog is the only god I need, and he doesn’t even like me.

I’m agnostic, but I still hate Christians.

A lazy person’s way of saying they don’t believe in God but still think they’re smarter than everyone else

I don’t believe in God, but I still think I’m the smartest person in the room.

I don’t believe in a higher power, but I still think I’m the best at everything.

I don’t believe in heaven, but I still think I’ll be the first one there.

A religion for people who don’t believe in God but still need a reason to feel superior

I don’t believe in God, but I still think I’m better than you.

I’m not religious, but I’m still right about everything.

I don’t believe in a higher power, but I still think I’m the most important person here.