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Being so in love with a leader you’d pee on a fire hydrant for them

I’d eat my own socks for this guy. He’s like a god with a personality.

I’d quit my job and start a band just to cheer for him.

If he said jump, I’d say 'Why not?' and do it in a speedo.

You think your boss is the best human being who ever lived and you’re not wrong

This leader is so good, I would marry their pet goldfish.

If they had a twin, I’d worship them too.

They’re the reason I still have a job and a soul.

You’re so obsessed with your leader they could make you dance in the rain and you’d do it

If they asked me to eat a whole pizza at 3 a. m., I’d do it without a second thought.

I’d wear a costume and sing karaoke just to make them happy.

They could tell me to run a marathon in socks and I’d do it.

You think your leader is the greatest and you’re not even a little bit wrong

This person is so good, they should get a Nobel Prize and a free pizza.

I’d follow them to the moon and back if they asked.

They’re the best leader since the invention of coffee.

You’re so head over heels for your leader you’d do anything even if it’s stupid

I’d eat worms for them. No questions asked.

I’d wear a hat that says 'I love my leader' and march in a parade.

If they told me to yell their name in the shower, I’d do it.

You’re so in love with your leader they could make you do anything and you’d do it

They could tell me to run naked through the office and I’d do it.

I’d eat a whole cake for them. No forks. No mercy.

If they said 'jump', I’d do it. In a dress. In public.