Obiaphobia

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The terror of rhymes. Whoever made this name had the brain of a dead goldfish and the patience of a toddler on a sugar rush

My teacher made me rhyme 'cat' and 'hat' and I screamed into my pillow

I got a D+ because I couldn't rhyme 'moon' with 'June'

My little brother cried when I made him rhyme 'dog' with 'log'

The agony of rhymes. This fear is so bad it makes a broken calculator look happy

I texted my friend 'I hate rhymes' and he replied 'Me too' and that was the end of our friendship

I got kicked out of poetry club for saying rhymes are 'the worst'

My dog ran away when I tried to rhyme 'tree' with 'free'

The hatred of rhymes. This fear is like being stuck in a room with a thousand rhymes and no escape

I failed my math test because I had to write a rhyme about numbers and it was the worst

My mom made me rhyme 'chair' with 'air' and I threw a fit

I got grounded for two weeks because I refused to rhyme 'silly' with 'illy'

The curse of rhymes. This fear is so strong it could make a saint swear at a priest

I texted my crush 'I think you’re cute' and he replied with a rhyme and I died inside

My dad rhymed 'bath' with 'path' and I cried

I got a tattoo that said 'No More Rhymes' and it's the best decision I ever made

The torture of rhymes. This fear is like being forced to listen to a kid sing for three hours straight

My teacher made me rhyme 'blue' with 'true' and I screamed

I got a C because I couldn’t rhyme 'door' with 'more'

I texted my friend 'I hate rhymes' and he replied 'Me too' and then we got kicked out of class