obianama

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Obianama is a girl so good at everything that she makes you feel like a failure just by existing. She laughs so hard it sounds like a party in your head.
Obianama showed up to work and I forgot my name.
She laughed at my failed presentation like it was a comedy show.
I tried to text her and she replied with a meme and a side-eye.
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Obianama is the type of girl who makes you question your life choices. She’s productive, pretty, and never lets you forget how much better she is.
She finished her work while I was still figuring out my coffee.
She texted me during my lunch break with a reminder that I had a life.
She looked better than me in the same outfit.
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Obianama is a girl so awesome, she might just take over the world. She’s got a smile that could make a statue blush and a laugh that could wake the dead.
I saw her in the hallway and I forgot how to breathe.
Her laugh was so loud, my neighbor asked what was going on.
She smiled at me and I immediately felt insecure.
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