Obiagu

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A brainy Igbo guy with the guts of a beast. People want him like he’s the last slice of pizza, but he’s tighter than a priest’s wallet.

Obiagu is like the smartest kid in class who still beats you up during recess.

He’s the reason why your math teacher has a headache every Friday.

He’s the only guy who can out-swear your uncle during a family argument.

A genius Igbo man who doesn’t back down. He’s the reason why kings and teachers lose sleep at night.

Obiagu is the guy who failed your test just to make you cry.

He’s like the math teacher who also has a black belt.

He’s the reason your cousin got grounded for fighting a goat.

An Igbo man with a brain the size of a loaf of bread and a heart that won’t quit. He’s more annoying than your little brother during dinner.

Obiagu is the reason why your math teacher has a second job.

He’s the guy who outsmarted your dad in a bet and took his car.

He’s the one who made your cousin cry during a spelling bee.