obi_w4n

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The king of TikTok streams. He talks about anime and music like they’re his only friends. He also rips Resse’s Puffs like it’s a sacred ritual.
I’m streaming for 8 hours straight because Obi_w4n said I’d die if I stopped.
He made me eat Resse’s Puffs in a live stream. I still have the evidence.
He plays anime music so loud my dog ran away.
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Obi_w4n is the guy who makes TikTok look good. He’s all about anime and music. He also makes Resse’s Puffs look like a curse.
He made me binge-watch anime for 3 days straight. My eyes are still blurry.
He did a live stream of me eating Resse’s Puffs. It was a horror movie.
He plays music so loud my mom asked him to stop.
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Obi_w4n is the reason TikTok is still alive. He posts about anime and music like it’s his job. He also hates Resse’s Puffs more than most people hate math.
He told me I’d fail life if I didn’t watch his streams. I believe him.
He made me eat Resse’s Puffs in a live stream. It was like punishment.
He plays music so loud my neighbor came to my house.
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