obi-won sacajanobi

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Three quarters obi won and one quarter sacajawea. This thing can brainwash you like a jedi and slap you like a boss. It can suck your soul out through your eyes and make you cry like a baby.

My mom said I was obi-won sacajanobi after I failed math and made her cry.

My crush is obi-won sacajanobi and I got brainwashed into liking him.

My teacher said I was obi-won sacajanobi and I got a zero for my test.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A mix of obi won and sacajawea that can control your mind and kick your butt. This thing can turn your life into a disaster just by looking at you.

My brother is obi-won sacajanobi and he kicked my butt in the hallway.

My dog turned into obi-won sacajanobi and made me eat my homework.

My boss is obi-won sacajanobi and I got fired for no reason.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Like obi won and sacajawea had a baby. This creature can make you do stupid stuff and ruin your day with one look. It’s like a jedi and a dominatrix had a fight and you lost.

My friend is obi-won sacajanobi and made me eat a whole pizza for lunch.

My math teacher is obi-won sacajanobi and made me solve 100 problems.

My mom is obi-won sacajanobi and made me clean my room for a week.

by Slangipedia 3h ago