Obi Wang Kenobi

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When a guy with super powers has a huge cock that’s like a lightsaber. If it’s red, he’s leaking cum and getting butt-fucked by his enemies. Everyone kneels when he pulls it out because he’s the king of cock and anal torture.
Obi Wang walks in, pulls out his lightsaber, and the whole room drops to their knees. One guy screams, 'I can't take it no more!'
He flexes his lightsaber and says, 'Feel my power,' and the guys in the back all pass out.
At the gym, Obi Wang shows off his lightsaber and the weights all fell over from fear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a dude gives his girl a face full of cum from up high and yells that he’s got the high ground.
He stood on the table, blasted her with cum, and said, 'I have the high ground!' She was crying and covered in goo.
He used his boss’s desk to shoot cum at his secretary and said, 'This is the high ground!'
He stood on a ladder, gave his girlfriend a facial, and screamed, 'I have the high ground! I rule the world!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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