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the only jedi who could beat your dad in a fight
He took out my dad in 3 seconds. No shame. Just a lack of skill.
My dad cried like a baby when Obi-Wan knobie showed up.
Obi-Wan knobie is the only reason my dad still has hair.
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the jedi who made your mom look like a rookie
My mom tried to fight him. She got knocked out in 2 seconds.
He made my mom look like a joke.
My mom asked for a refund after that fight.
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the jedi who could beat your entire family in a single day
He beat my dad, my mom, and my brother all in one day. That’s a win.
My family tried to take him down. They failed. Hard.
He beat my entire family. No mercy. No chance.