obi wan kenobi

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A total legend who looks like a god and acts like a smug wizard with a stick.

My ex is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he doesn't know how to use the Force, just how to break my heart.

That guy in the back of class is Obi Wan Kenobi level smart, but he still can't do his math homework.

My mom is Obi Wan Kenobi if he had a middle name and a drama problem.

A total snob who got everything handed to him by a green alien and a guy who died before he even realized he was good.

My teacher is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but instead of a lightsaber, he uses a red pen and a bad attitude.

My cousin is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he got his powers from a YouTube tutorial and a microwave.

My dad is Obi Wan Kenobi if he had a lot of debt and a middle name.

The guy who trained the most annoying kid ever and still had to die because of it.

My brother is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he trained a kid who still talks back and eats my snacks.

My neighbor is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he trained a kid who is now a total disaster.

My mom's boyfriend is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he trained a kid who is now my worst enemy.

A know-it-all who always thinks they're better than you, even when they're not.

My boss is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he doesn't know the Force, just how to yell at me.

My brother is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just thinks he's better than me because I like video games.

My crush is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he's annoying and still doesn't know my favorite song.

A total powerhouse who beats the crap out of people and still gets the high ground.

My dog is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just runs around the house and barks at the mailman.

My little brother is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he gets the high ground by eating my lunch.

My friend is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just stands there and says 'I have the high ground.'

The guy who has the high ground and looks like a total god, even when he's just standing there.

My teacher is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just says 'I have the high ground' and gives me a pop quiz.

My dad is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just says 'I have the high ground' and steals my snacks.

My crush is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he just says 'I have the high ground' and ignores me.

The total heartthrob who has the high ground, looks like a god, and is the reason this whole universe is still going.

My crush is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he doesn't know the Force, just how to make my heart race.

My dad is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but he doesn't know the Force, just how to make my life a mess.

My mom is like Obi Wan Kenobi, but she just stands there and says 'I have the high ground.'